Ok...... it had to come sometime.
Here is where I got the name 'Dirty Mike', and is my dirtiest story so far (i have 4 weeks in Thailand coming soon, so it may change!!!).
Last xmas I was in Patong. I had met a ladyboy previous to xmas, had a great time with them, and they were coming to Patong to see me (see my money
). For your info, they have had the operation. Not a bad job. Looks real enough.
I was already with somebody and had to get rid of them for this one arriving. No problem.
They actually arrived on New Years Eve.
Now back in England, I had told one of my friends that on the stroke of Midnight in England, I would be getting my **** sucked in Thailand (7.am).
Here is what happened........
The ladyboy arrived at about 5.00pm New Years Eve. I met them at 9pm. I had got rid of the other one that morning.
When I spoke to the new one, they asked me if I had been with anyone. I said yes. They then began to tell me the persons name and all the details of the one I had just got rid of!!!!!
In 4 hrs of arriving, they had heard I was with someone else!!
She was angry. 'Why do you let me come all this way if you want to **** others ' she asked.
The atmosphere was very icy. We should have been having fun, but we weren't.
I suggested we go back to my room to smoke some Ya bah. That was a good idea.
We started getting steamy, and the stuff really kicked in well.
We were as horny as anything!!!!
She started to suck me slowly and gently. I was rock hard. Then, without me asking them, she slid her tongue down my balls and straight into my ass hole:p :p :p :p :p It was incredible!!!! I raised my arms slowly into the air and stared at the ceiling. I happened to glance at my watch. It was exactly 7.00 am. That meant it was exactly midnight in England. I burst out laughing because I thought of my friend, thinking of me.
Anyway, we were off it with this Ya bah, and I then spent the next 5 HOURS!!!!!! licking the ladyboys fanny!!! When I had finished, my tongue was cut to pieces
Now THAT is dirty. I could hardly speak for 3 days!!!.
Anyone else got anything dirtier?