Arrived at hotel at about 4pm.
Had made reservation by phone 2 months earlier and have been a frequent user of the hotel, but I was told I could not have a room for 2 days and would have to go next door. Another Thai lie !!!
Wasnt really a problem. Met my friend from Norway and went out on the drink!
Went to see Nicke and any others in Mai Thai. Drank lots and lots of strange coloured drinks and had a good laugh. Then I went to see some other friends at the Power Bar in Soi Seapearl.
Ended up going for food with friends at Captain Hooks. 24hr resataurant in Royal Paradise. Me and a friend picked up some cheap ladyboy at 7am and took them back to my room for 1 hour. We skull f*cked this ladyboy and made them drain our plums.
Day 1 - Total success. Nice way to start the holiday
The following days -
Now I dont know why, but this year, a little of the 'magic' was gone for me with Thailand.
I dont know if it is because I have been so many times, but a lot of it is down to the constant hassle you get from bar girls. Its so monotonous -
"Hello - welcome - what your name - where you from ?"
Ok. I know its hard for them, but could they change it even just a little bit?
The next bit of action came from Nickes bar. We all had a good night in Mai Thai, then we went to Tai Pan and then to a Thai Karaoke bar. It was good fun, and Tarzan insisted eating some thai poo-poo that looked like small worms and smelt of 10 week old fish. Yuk!
The lady I was with that night was very good, and will remain nameless! Sorry!
A couple of nights later, Jaws arrived from Australia. He said he wasnt into the ladyboys, but I persuaded him to watch a ladyboy show and have a drink in Soi Crocodile.
The ladyboy show (Moulin Rose) was supposed to start at 11pm, and when we got there, it was nearly finished! (another Thai lie!). We sat down, and within 2 minutes, some thai 'thing' on stage had put there hands down their knickers and pulled out a crab and threw it at us. We finished our drinks and left. Not a very good start. We then had a drink at the front of Soi Crocodile. A few ugly ones came across, but nothing really nice. I saw a ladyboy that I knew and when they came across I asked them to do something for me, and show Jaws. The ladyboy said OK.
They pulled out one of there tits, squeezed it, and out came milk!!
Jaws couldnt believe his eyes.
The ladyboy thing wasnt his style, but he was a good sport for having a look.
More stories to follow. Bed time now.