[LivinLOS]

and the understatement of the year award goes to....

Sometimes they do shock you... Example this morning, I ended the night (after a very long story) with a girl from Sharkies.. Bit new and low English but nice enough lass.. Just arrived 2 days ago.. So an hour or so ago I offer to take her home, ok out on the bike.. So where you stay ?? erm Nanai.. Er ok love but this IS Nanai.. Where abouts on Nanai ?? erm.. (no fcuking clue)...

So I ask if she has a address written down... nope.. Any clue at all where she stays.. nope.. cant call her mates cause she has no battery and cant remember her mates number to use my phone..

What am I to do.. I cant just dump her somewhere but shes not my responsibility..

Anyway shes in full Sharkies uniform so I know theres a Sharkies house on Nanai 2.. Figure someone will know the score.. Drive her to the Sharkies house and she starts to recognise the Rd.. Thats where shes staying..

I mean really.. Sweet kid and all, but of she wasnt sitting on a goldmine ?!?!?!