Well, since this is about funny freelancers, we just can not have it without "Ms Lovehandle".. Most of u guys who've been to Phuket lately must have seen her in front of 7/11 at 3 am.. She is the old and ugly hag who's always totally pissed and tries to go with u.. (even if u've already got a girl next to u)
PS. I almost forgot to mention that she once kicked me and told e to **** off coz the night before my friend was taking the piss out of her and she thought it was me coz were both blond..