After I told some people in my office that I was going to Thailand for a month, the questions began. One guy brought in a Maxim article about Pattaya and suggested that place might be worth a side trip. The cute girl in the next office did her best to talk me into going to Fiji or Tahiti instead. When that didn't work, she sat me down and had a serious talk about always using condoms. When I finally came back to work, my boss's boss came into to talk to me, wanting to know about the nightlife. I just told him about the beaches and the good food and left it at that. The less they know, the better.
Rex
