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Old 01-11-2002, 01:04
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Hi HJ,

Yes, the girlies in the bar had better be worried. Tomorrow I officially stop wanking, to let the Magumba Tanks fill to the brim. 7 days later, and I am in the Promised Land!! The first poor girl I go with will end up looking as if she has had a bucket of glue tossed over her.

The pharmacist next to my Hotel will be thanking Buddha that I arrived on the 'Big Bird' from England, because I am going to buy all her stock of Viagra. Then the fun begins

The girls may end up sore, but I will say this - If ever I wanted a quality pair of shoes, I would like them to be made from Thai Bar Girls Piss Flaps. That stuff is stronger than ANY leather you will ever see. Even buffalo hide!!

Nicke, send the message out. I want to do 10 girls in 1 day. If all your ladies want to, I will give them 1,000 baht each for 1 hour. They can come to my 'loom' one after another, or preferably 2 at a time

By the time I go back to England I think I will be half the size I am now

Dirty, Dirty Mike

p.s. The condition of 1,000 baht for 1 hour, is that I want a photograph of EVERY one I go with
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