Hi All,
As you all know, there may be a possibility of a raghead attack on the Promised Land.
If there is any advance warning of bombs, or a bomb goes off and you expect there may be others, then you MUST do the following if you wish to survive.
1.) You must take cover in a secure area. Strategically placed all over the Patong resort there are purpose built bomb shelters which have already been erected.
These are in the shape of 'Mr Rahman' or 'Mr Neeri', 8 suits and 25 shirts fo $2.
These are safe houses for a number of reasons.
Firstly, the owners are usully Muslims themselves. So the Al-Quiada will not target them.
2.) Secondly, you should then hide behind one of the dummies in the window. These dummies, and there clothes have been standing there for over30 years, and the horrible red and cream suits NEVER fade with direct sunlight!!!!! A poxy bomb from the nutters wont even crease the collars.
If ever there is nuclear fallout, I am going to fit into one of theose suits
I will get no radiation sickness
Dirty Mike