[Denver]

Originally Posted by t0rn

Done around 14.5 hours from Hong Kong - would recommend you get some Ambiem/Stilnox so you can guarantee some sleep.

For a great nights kip: I would recommend sitting next to the pair of twonks I had to endure on the way home this time. They were on their way back to the UK from Sydney via BKK. The woman of the mating pair reached into her handbag for one of those menthol things you stick up your nose to help your breathing and then offered it to me!!! Gee Thanks! I'll just put that white plastic bogey encrusted tube up my nose! I think not Missus!

I had to endure about an hours worth of "our time with Aunty Freda in Sydney" (I realise now why fcuking Aunty Freda emigrated!) and then it was lights out for me.

On that website were you can chose your seat before you fly. It should have a big flashing sign above the seat saying "Boring Twonk" so you can look for a better seat near the blocked and backed up toilets at the back!

AND it was them that gave me the flu I started with on the way back to Rochdale in't taxi!