[DARBS]

a mate of mine who worked at my firm called in sick with a broken
leg and then come back 5 weeks later with herpes and a wicked tan
he was in pattaya the whole time . NO BROKEN LEG,

then another dude got a guy on the net to copy his mates jury service letter
just changeing the name address etc saying he was
going to be in court for 2 weeks minimum . This does happen in the uk. don't no about every where else,
but he called in said it was a murder case and he was on a 8 week jury case
turned his works mobile of for 8 weeks . and went patong.,
come back and nothing was said, Lucky bastard
lucky he was a ginger so no tan ,

DARBS