[Denver]

"Allllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaah AKBAAAAAR!" It's 0530 hours and the Iman is calling his flock to the mosque! Not just one Iman! Oh no, no, no....About 23 Iman's all trying to out shout each other with bigger and bigger speakers on thier minarets!

Close window, have a ciggie, turn over and try and go back to sleep! 0730 hours, alarm goes off, grab my 'sh1t, shave and shower' tackle head for bathroom and join the queue of Russians (Listen to lastest Russian in bathroom clearing nose into sink in bathroom!) My turn next! Last Russian comes out, smiles and says "Nietski Waterski tovarich.....ski!" Fcukin' Brilliant-ski!

Get dressed, brush teeth with bottled water, body armour on, check ammunition hasn't been stolen in the night, pack ciggies, phone, laptop into grab bag and head downstairs. Make coffee with no fat milk!! (What's all that about?) white fcukin' water!!! and grab a cold hard-boiled egg for brekky.

Had another ciggie with my coffee and decided it was that time to walk the 40 meters to my office! Helmet on, body armour on! Air-con is tittsed! Office smells like a Turkish wrestlers jockstrap!

Had another ciggie and decided to have a quiet night in tonight with the lads!