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Originally Posted by Denver
F'kin Larry's!!!!! 55555555 You have got to be having a giraffe!!!!  "Shut that door!"
These are ballistic proven, go-faster, night-vision, genuine fake Boakleys!!!! all the way from BKK I'll have you know!!!
The string around my neck has a core of sprung steel that I use to garotte people to take the p1ss out of my sunglasses!
Larry's!! I've heard it all now!! 55555555555555 
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Couple of points big man -
Firstly, the one on the left as you look at the picture is absolutley beautiful. If they are good at their job its a bonus.
Second, I thought your sunglasses were resting on your t1ts , and no Larrys were involved.
Thirdly, the asian 'Broken Terminator' with the "kick here" sign worries me - does he normally wink at you that way ??
Fourth , I normally stay at the Patong Pearl, just a bit up the road. I cant afford the Salathai, and also I wouldnt want to stay there because I normally go for a p1ss and a shit there every night when I am drinking at my friends bar across the road (Power Bar).
Fifth, after having seen the 'gay apparell' arond your neck, dont let anybody take the p1ss. If you run out of drinking straws you can simply unhook your welders goggles and use that green hose to suck up your babycham
