[Denver]

Originally Posted by mikegb

Couple of points big man -

Firstly, the one on the left as you look at the picture is absolutley beautiful. If they are good at their job its a bonus.

Second, I thought your sunglasses were resting on your t1ts , and no Larrys were involved.

Thirdly, the asian 'Broken Terminator' with the "kick here" sign worries me - does he normally wink at you that way ??

Fourth , I normally stay at the Patong Pearl, just a bit up the road. I cant afford the Salathai, and also I wouldnt want to stay there because I normally go for a p1ss and a shit there every night when I am drinking at my friends bar across the road (Power Bar).

Fifth, after having seen the 'gay apparell' arond your neck, dont let anybody take the p1ss. If you run out of drinking straws you can simply unhook your welders goggles and use that green hose to suck up your babycham

5555555 Brilliant

Firstly, yes she is, even better in a towel and yes, they are!

Secondly, STOP LOOKING AT MY T1TS! Ya dirty Fcuker!

Thirdly, I'd just stuck a finger in his eye, pushed him back on his ar5e for almost opening his gob when I had warned him earlier, not to!

Fiftherly, Fair comment, you have got to take a dump somewhere when it's touching cloth and the Salathai is as good a place as any.

Sixthly, Just gave that suggestion a whirl and it works! Cheers! Yer cheeky fcuker