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Originally Posted by robd
hi guys this is my first time on this site.i lived in patong for a year or two and a mate of mine came over from the phil's.after a day/night on pi## i left him alone.next day he told me he took a bird back to his room and when she!! took her towel off she still had her meat and two veg.as hed already bunged her/him 500 baht. he made do with a b//w job,which he said was the best hed ever had.
the moral of the story-if it feels ok then do it.
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smilar story here,,
a friend of a friend who will remain nameless was on hols on the island,,first time in thailand!we all met up for the obligitory morning coffee at his hotel on the beach front,,all in a jovial sort of mood,,story telling from the night before,,as you do,,as we were all sipping our coffee,,mr "x" started telling us about the "fun" he had the previous night,,sounded a bit strange to me,,no intercourse took place,,"she" wouldnt let him touch "her" downstairs etc,,,so one of the guys said,,,"it was probably a bloke",,much to our amusement,,!!! this continued for a while where you could see he was getting rather unconfortable with the situation,,as time was passing ,,we agreed to make a move,,so he had to go to the room,,and tell his "gf" to sling her hook,,so as you can imagine we were pissing ourselves incase he came down with an lb,,,5 mins later he showed up,,,the look on everyones face!!!!priceless!,,indeed he had made not a wise choice in the lady department,,(lb it was)but we were good enough to tell him(to his face),,that hes ok,,,its a girl!!!.................we went shopping that night,,,and put a present in his room for the new "gf",,,contents,,,,2 gillette razors,,shaviong foam,,and a copy of fhm,,,strange that ive never heard from him again?