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First dancing pole on the moon!
Imagine the press conference...
REPORTER: How much will the mission cost?
MISSION CONTROL: Up to you.
REPORTER: Where will you go?
MISSION CONTROL: Up to you.
REPORTER: How long will it take?
MISSION CONTROL: Up to you.
Then comes the launch...
MISSION CONTROL: Ground Control to BGnaut - are you ready to go?
BGNAUT - No! You showa firt!
MISSION CONTROL: Okay, I'm showered - now are you ready to go?
BGNAUT - Okay, watch TV little while.
MISSION CONTROL: TV broken - are you ready to go?
BGNAUT - Up to you!
MISSION CONTROL: Fine... what's that sound?
BGNAUT - Phone! Oh, is just Teerak! Quiet Please. Halo Teerak, yess buffalo still veeeery sick. Need lots more liquid oxygen, you send money..?
MISSION CONTROL: [WHISPER]Tell him your Mama's sick and she needs a new second stage booster..er.. I mean a new hip.
There's a sitcom in here somewhere...
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