[Coolhand]

On the surface of the moon

MISSION CONTROL: OK its time to leave the capsule

BGNAUT: Me tired, I sleep

MISSION CONTROL: Its time to walk on moon

BGNAUT: We go eat food?

MISSION CONTROL: There are no food stalls

BGNAUT (perplexed): We go seven-11?

MISSION CONTROL: There is no seven-11?

BGNAUT (struggling): OK you buy me gold?

MISSION CONTROL: There is no gold, and there are no gold shops?

BGNAUT: You no lub me, you no pay for gold!

MISSION CONTROL: Look that has nothing to do with it! Are you leaving now?

BGNAUT: Yes I go now! You give me 20 baht for motocycle taxi! See you tonight, teerak?