[Denver]

Land of Smiles to Falang man, Land of Smiles to Falang man
Take your Vit V pills and put your Condom on

Land of Smiles to Falang man, Commencing Pissup, flip-flops on
Check your wallet and may Bhudda be with you

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, Four, three, two, one, Piss up!

This is MTB to Falang man, You’ve really made the grade
And the tailors want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it’s time to drink a Black Death if you dare

For here
Am I sitting in a tuk tuk, no cares for the world
Kamagra pills are blue, And and I think I need a poo! (Sorry about that one!)

Though I’m drunk, I'm in the land of Smiles, I’m feeling very ill
And I think my tuk tuk knows which way to go
Tell my ex I loved her very much she knows

Land of Smiles to Falang man
Your getting head, there’s nothing wrong
Can you hear me, Falang man?
Can you hear me, Falang man?
Can you hear me, Falang man?
Can you....