[Denver]

Originally Posted by nelsonone

Hey Major D...................notice I have elevated your rank from Mr to Major in honour of your outstanding services to this board...........and your love of Mr Bowie....and Bgs etc...

Next time yer having trouble sleeping you may like to sing this lovely little lullaby I have penned for your next album.................

Again and again I tell myself
I'll stay clean tonight
but the little blue pills keep hardenning me

Oh No Not again

Whether Lbs or Bgs...i wanna get on right now

Cialis Cialis.....Bob's or Bobsies
I don't mind cause I like bothsies
I'll Climb up those heavens thighs and give 'em a darn good show

bum bum... bum bum bum bum......................

Kind a catchy eh.....................

Major is actually a demotion Nelson but I will let you off, yes, it is a catchy tune and gave me a bloody good chuckle. Nice one.

The "Bobs or Bobsies" was an absolute stroke of bloody genius Nelson, in a way, just like the great Bowie himself, who I think had a massive influence on me during my pre-pubescent younger years. In fact, so much so, that I am typing this to you here in Baghdad with a big silver lightning streak across my face in felt-tip pen, a brown contact lens, purple eyeshadow and big spikey orange hair!!

The locals love it!