[Denver]

As a sign of respect to Nelson(One) and all French and Spanish ships I would name my Yacht 'HMS Victory' I'd crew it with Ladyboys to do the rigging thing as girls are just weak! It would have a swimming pool so you wouldn't have to get wet by jumping into the sea!

Captain Kwan and the LB's would keep everything on an even keel, ship-shape and tickety-boo! (Not sure if that last one is quite Nautical!) Sundowners would be served by half naked BG's wearing sailor hats at, well.....Sun down!

We would have some sails for show but.......have two Rolls Royce twin-turbine Gas propelled rocket props turning the screws just to show the prats on the Seadoo's a thing or two!

I get to hold the steering wheel, nobody else, my yacht! That's the rools OK?