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Originally Posted by Mr Lucky
Tuktuk drivers and touts are an annoyance we all have to accept in Thailand but few can resist the occasional retort to the mindless chants of "Taxi!", "Where you go?", and "Sexy ladies!".
Since there are times when perhaps the heat gets to me and I've just got to smart-mouth some of these guys (never in a dark alley), I'm interested to hear some of the more hilarious things members have said to Patong's largest indigenous mosquitoes.
This topic came up over dinner with my wife when I was struck by an epiphany (which I hope to try out asap). This one plays on the Thai fear of ghosts in post-tsunami Patong.
When a tuktuk driver offers a ride, point at the empty rear seat and say, "Hey, you have three customers already!", and continue walking. Best at night....
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Hmmm Mr Biggs,
Not so sure of smart mouthing a Tuk Tuk driver at present if any of those rumours on the Death of the Farang by stabbing/suicide thread have any truth to them............
I must say that on one of my first vists to BKK many moons back we were staying in Patpong and there was this guy who always hassled us about seeing one of those pu$$y shows every evenning when we walked out of the hotel...............we of course always politely declined his offer
After a couple of nights we started to get a little more inventive with the answers until on about the 4th night I said to him that I was not really interseted unless the pu$$y could cook diner for 6 as we were on our way out for dinner with friends............
Anyway sure enough the next night he saw us from across the street he saw us and without missing a beat shouted accross the road............Hey Mister...Come see pu$$y cook dinner for 6