Since Thailand in January I can't even be bothered dealing with Aussie chicks and their fat ar*es, their stupid idea about relationships hatched straight out of Cosmo or Womens Weekly... they might look OK until they're 30 but christ they go downhill at a rate of knots don't they. And if they have a couple of kids, bloody hell... it's not attractive.
Oh, and I hate big jugs and pale skin too.
