Now don't be like that D.
Look on the bright side.
1. You won't have to sit in a bar all night, drinking that filthy brew.
2. You won't be pestered by all those filthy women, wanting you to buy them a drink.
3. You can have your whole bed to yourself and not have to wake up with a young ,sexy, lithe, horny, nymph next to you in the morning.
And think about all the energy you'll save, not having to expend it on all those sexual antics.
You won't have to worry about the long trek to the beach just so you can stretch out and relax all day before going on the long trek to your room to shower, all the trouble to find somewhere to eat and then all the hassle of a night on the town again. With all those fcuking ladies hassling you.
Denver, think yourself lucky.