[Denver]

Originally Posted by Dojoden001

Denver,

I love the KY whos it for?? 55555555555555

DD

Hi DD, the KY Jelly is for all the girls and Ladyboys when they come into my little house for the night! I tell them I want them to smear it liberally all over thier mobile phones and then place the mobile phone on the bedside table. This turns the mobile phone into a little bar of soap and they find it difficult dialing out or sending a text as the phone shoots from thier little hands (Big hands in the case of the LB's of course! Tch!!) and flys across the bed and skids across the floor of the Bungalow.

This is especially relevant during abandoned sex because I find that quite off-putting when I am going hammer and tongue! It's an ancient Far Eastern technique I picked up from....................A Mate!