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One of the tests for diagnosis of alcoholism is the CAGE test:
C- Have you ever felt the need to CUT DOWN on your use of alcohol?
A- Has anyone ANNOYED you by criticizing your use of alcohol?
G- Have you ever felt GUILTY because of something you've done while drinking?
E- Have you ever taken a drink (EYE OPENER) to steady your nerves or get over a hangover?
So, adapting this for LOS:
C - Have your friends/boss/wife suggested you CUT DOWN on the number of trips you take to LOS?
A - Are you ANNOYED by Farang Women?
G - Have you ever felt GUILTY about not supporting the Thai economy when you are at home?
E - Do you need an early-morning shag as an EYE-OPENER when you wake?
If so, you may be a LOS-aholic, you either:
a) help or
b) a travel agent
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