14-12-2005, 13:57
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Originally Posted by Coolhand
Masturbation
For pleasure only 6 calories
For relief from tension 12 calories
To pass the time 7 calories
To avoid insanity 24 calories
Using tweezers 2 calories
Gigantic cellulite that shake and ripple during orgasm 6 calories
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57 points a Ham Shank!! Christ on a stick - At this rate I'll be as thin as Faulty in no time!! Sorted 
Might be time to give put my 'Love' sock under the bed in the laundry soon! 
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