Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Denver
I am pretty certain that most, if not all the LB's will tell you they are packing before you drag them kicking and screaming back to the hotel for the night.
|
Maybe most, but certainly not all!! All the kicking and screaming was back at the room the first time I took a LB by mistake. I asked. She lied(3x). When I told her, in no uncertain terms, that she had to leave, and no, I wasn't going to pay her for the time she spent primping in front of the mirror, telling me how beautiful she was(that part was the truth), the she put on a bit of a muay Thai demonstration for me. Fortunately, I knew a few moves myself(and was a lot larger than her
).
I can't even count the number of times LBs have lied to me, but usually i could tell if they really were. At one point, if they said they weren't, I assumed they were, and vice versa. A lot of girls say they are if you ask, but then they bust up laughing so you know the score. For a long time, I asked every single girl 3 times before I took her.
Now I am pretty good at telling, and haven't been wrong in a long time. Altho there was one last tour that was so pretty and I wasn't sure. After I talked with her a bit, my LB radar was giving off signals, but I ignored it because she looked so good, and she swore to me that she wasn't a LB. We went back to my room and had sex(pretty good BTW). By then, though, I was 99% sure. I told her I knew she was a LB, so no need to keep up the pretense. We talked for a long time, and she continued to insist she wasn't, but in the end she admitted it. She was a post-op and a beautiful "girl", and I liked her a lot, and didn't hold it against her that she lied to me. Deep down, I really knew before we got to the room, but I was in denial and hoping that she wasn't, so I was just as guilty of deceiving myself, as she was. We parted friends, and I often stopped to chat with her later. She tried fixing me up with some of her friends, who were real girls, but I said, "No way!," 'cause they weren't nearly as pretty as her.
