Hi Baz,
Happy Birthday.
Spare a thought for your poor old ma, who really, is the one who should be getting all the praise.
After all, she was stretched out on a bed 34 years ago, pushing like billy-o, to try and push you, a breathing melon, out of a hole the size of a lemon
Also, werewolf said you were Arien.
I didnt realise you were a follower of Adolph Hitlers beliefs
I thought you had brown hair, not blonde hair and blue eyes
Never mind. Same offer stands as with Steve. At xmas, I will treat you BOTH to the pleasure of a ladyboy each
Have a great time!