555555555555 Join the club Paul.
Its the fastest growing club around at the moment so I hear.
Reminds me a little of a funny story from a couple of years back when out on the town with some mates.
One of the party was wearing nice cream trousers and had some bad wind.
Like some guys do in the company of each other he strained a bit for maximum effect. Uh Oh, a follow through!
How bad is it lads he said not wanting to leave the drinking.
Oh not so bad mate,just a tiny mark we told him.
Well later in the evening he left his seat to buy the drinks,and his "small mark" was now the size of a tennis ball and spreading. Everyone in the pub noticed
We roared and he had to go home in disgrace.
Sorry,this has nothing to do with LOS
