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Originally Posted by geespot
Why we dont like the UK
The weather is shit most of the time
Successful people get put down (everyone hates to see people doing well)
Control freak government - the tony blair show, more air time than sky tv
OK salaries but high high direct & indirect taxes
Ubelievable house prices
Rip off Britain, almost everything is more expensive than US, Germany & France
Stress stress stress, work work work........................
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Just in case any of you blokes work; Don't........................
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called "Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer" (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good
friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor(WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it.
The next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.
This virus is DEADLY!
Update 05-01-2006:
After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for
WINE but may require a more generous application.