[mikegb]

Hi MiniMaker,

They are good pearls of wisdom. Nice story.

I once took a beautiful freelancer from TaiPan disco in Patong.
We danced all night, had drinks, laughed and joked until closing time.
I asked if they wanted to spend the night in my room.
They said OK.

We were both a little drunk, but both very horny.

When we got back to the room, she undid my pants and started to suck me.

she pushed me onto the bed, slid her soft silk knickers from under her dress, and climbed on top of me in the 69 position.

A large pink magic wand poked me in the eye, and two hairy angels came to rest on the bridge of my nose....

Things are not always as they seem.......... :p