[H3X]

Had a strange conversatation on the 'phone with my girl. We have a pretty good 'open discussion' type relationship, but again she is Thai and i'm a Brit, her English speaking is fair.....

So the call goes something like :-

HER: Hi Tirak, have farang English he no good for Thai lady....

ME: WTF what, say again...

HER: Hi Tirak, have farang English he no good for Thai lady same u.

ME: Ok, let me ask, you have farang English , like same me, he no good for Thai lady , same you....

HER: Yes Tirak him no good.

ME: (now bemused as I thought she was telling me I was no good for her, or she'd got a new boyfriend)

Tirak, u say u have farang new ? or u talking about me?

HER: Not U, Thai lady have farang English he no good make sell her for boom boom. U do same me.

ME: (still confused)
Ok, you have friend who has English boyfriend and he sell her for ST ?

HER: Yes Thai lady marry English go England he sell her for make money boom boom. She come back Baan Klang now. You do same me.

ME: F*ckin bastard.... NO I dont do same u. Why u say that ?

HER: you English, she say all English do same.

ME: No f*ckin way tirak I love u. You must know that by now.

HER: Ok tirak, but i not do that.

ME: No I not do and you not do, ok. Not all English same same...
Blah blah blah....

So it transpires that some evil nasty English b@stard married a Thai girl from the GF village and started pimping her out back home...

Not a nice story and of course the whole f*ckin village will be in on this info so my nice Leo nights in Loei with the locals might be a bit 'colder' until I can prove somehow that all farang English not same same.

H3X