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Originally Posted by H3X
Had a strange conversatation on the 'phone with my girl. We have a pretty good 'open discussion' type relationship, but again she is Thai and i'm a Brit, her English speaking is fair.....
So the call goes something like :-
HER: Hi Tirak, have farang English he no good for Thai lady....
ME: WTF what, say again...
HER: Hi Tirak, have farang English he no good for Thai lady same u.
ME: Ok, let me ask, you have farang English , like same me, he no good for Thai lady , same you....
HER: Yes Tirak him no good.
ME: (now bemused as I thought she was telling me I was no good for her, or she'd got a new boyfriend)
Tirak, u say u have farang new ? or u talking about me?
HER: Not U, Thai lady have farang English he no good make sell her for boom boom. U do same me.
ME: (still confused)
Ok, you have friend who has English boyfriend and he sell her for ST ?
HER: Yes Thai lady marry English go England he sell her for make money boom boom. She come back Baan Klang now. You do same me.
ME: F*ckin bastard.... NO I dont do same u. Why u say that ?
HER: you English, she say all English do same.
ME: No f*ckin way tirak I love u. You must know that by now.
HER: Ok tirak, but i not do that.
ME: No I not do and you not do, ok. Not all English same same...
Blah blah blah....
So it transpires that some evil nasty English b@stard married a Thai girl from the GF village and started pimping her out back home...
Not a nice story and of course the whole f*ckin village will be in on this info so my nice Leo nights in Loei with the locals might be a bit 'colder' until I can prove somehow that all farang English not same same.
H3X
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I am sure she was very nervous at the phone and maybe crying. when i met my exwife she was also worried about the stories she heard from germany. Some years ago here have been many cases of pimping women from eastern europe. Glad that she is trusting you and that you are speaking about everything. I think i have the same open relationship with my TGF and i know that is not as easy as many things keep unspoken because of this face losing thing. But over the past month i think i get her trust me.
The language problem is every time good for a laugh. But how good is your thai? I hope you will still enjoy your time in her village and the poeple know not everybody is same same
