Denver
glad its not that serious.... but somehow I still think u would have post in your usual humour even if you did have something serious..... Something like....
Never having been before and now in a bit of pain, I stumbled around looking for a Doctor, a young US Captain saw me and helped me to where I needed to be. He was a Doctor! "Drop your drawers" he says. The tannoy goes off shouting "Incoming casualties - 5 Minutes - Helipad one - Multiple Gunshot wounds" I am stood with my trollies around my ankles, nadgers out, while half the hospital mobilises to recieve some shot up Marines from the North. He quickly tells me its a 'Torsion' and he has to cut my balls off immediately... the good news is they are sending me to Patong via medivac for some R+R 
Hello hansummmm man... 100 baht for photo....
BOB