You have my sympathy Denver.
I had a hernia a few years back which manifested itself as a screaming pain in my nuts. Off to the doc (woman
) who had me drop my keks and pull my tackle around. She promptly diagnosed a trapped nerve in my back (totally missing my insides making an agonising break for the outside)
3 months of shuffling around, stooped up like an old man and unable to sit in comfort, I went back for a second opinion and was whipped in pronto with a hernia. I have never had my nether regions be so interesting to so many people. They even brought a group of students around and asked me to cough while they all looked at my groin and made that mechanics whistling noise.
A pain in your nuts is scary, but dropping your keks to order is humiliation on a grand scale. I hope I die of something not nut related.