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Originally Posted by beuk
In the morning I`ve got 4 legs. At midday I`ve got 2 legs and in the evening I`ve got legs. What am I.
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A man? In the morning of your life you are a baby and crawl around on all fours, at midday you are an adult and walk around on two in the evening you are old and get pushed around in a wheel chair.
Or you are on holiday in Thailand - in the morning you are shagged out and hungover, and can hardly stand, by midday you've recovered and can stagger a bit, in the evening you go back to the bar and get totally legless?