[Denver]

Ah yes, the bottle opener thread! I can remember a time I used to open bottles with my teeth! I can put my tongue there now where the teeth used to be!

Yep, can still open the suckers with a lighter, but after taking cheapo plastic lighter splinters out of my thumb after one disintegrated on me I don't do it anymore!

I do have a piercing I can open bottles with.............I'll show it you on my next trip over. Always good for a laugh in the bar and lots of blood if it goes wrong!

Useless fact time for you: Uzi Submachine Guns have a bottle opener built into them for those coke breaks between battles with Egyptians! Amaze your friends with that one!

I see lots of folk want decent coffee and I think there has been a thread somewhere on that. I use my urge for coffee to get my lardy butt out of bed and round to Scruffy Murphys with my mug. Free refills before the urge for the first cold one kicks in!