Tyfon, u hav a condition called night blindness. Thats not a black cat.. its a kuala bear. Didnt know u get to see these in Thailand.. Im pretty sure u dont find em in KL
Anyways, i think i'll give the bear a miss and catch a flight to Samui. Its been years since i took a train ride and reading these comments im convinced im now too old to rock 'n roll. Thanks for the advice guys.
A kuala bear walks up to a prostitute and asks if he can have sex with her. she takes him up to her room. when they are finished she says, "that will be 50 dollars". kuala bear looks very confused. The prostitute becomes very aggitated repeats "that will be 50 dollars". kuala bear continues to look confused. Prostitute takes out a dictionary, looks up the word "prostitute"; definition has 'sex for money'. kuala bear takes the dictionary from her and looks up the word "kuala bear"; definition: 'eats bushes and leaves'.