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Originally Posted by pablo
Most people who are ignorant of LOS, assume the WORST.
A couple of weeks ago, I'm playing golf with a group from our "mens club". I wind up sharing a golf cart with a very "straight laced, religeous type". A fellow that I've known for a few years. And, a nice enough guy. But...I couldn't resist!!!
After a few holes, he ask's, when I'm returning to LOS. I reply, about 3 weeks from now. He's silent for a few moments (thinking). He then say's, "Aren't you worried about sexual diseases, over there?"
Snappily, I replied, "Well yeah! You can't be too carefull! I haven't met a girl in LOS, yet...that didn't have SOMETHING! Hell, Dave, I picked up herpes from my current g/f, and genital warts about 8 months ago. And a couple of cases of ghonnerea, here and there. But hell, I can live with all these! But my new g/f, is HIV positive...so I "mostly" try to use a rubber, with her. But, you know, "old buddy"...that's the price you pay, for being a "swinger"...right?"
I thought he was going into SHOCK! He was quiet, for a couple of holes. Then he said something to the other two players in our group. (One of which is a good friend, and well traveled in Asia) My good friend started laughing, and said "He's yanking your chain, David!"
Tell them what they want/expect to hear, I guess?
Pablo
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