Mike and bb, you two are hilarious! I think your respective ideas is just what more uptight guys like myself need sometimes!
Wow, those unnatural glory holes sound a bit of a hassle for the lb. Must be a lifetime commitment for them...
As for the rear entry--the VERY FEW times I've been able to go that route with a girl(never with tg, unfortunately)--it's been heaven for me but painful for them...
There's something so utterly depraved about banging a girl in her *#@!...I don't think anything comes close. Problem for me, in LoS terms anyway, the only ones I've found up for it were hardly stunners, to put it mildly...