The tings I do for you people...
Just had a quick drop by BGS7, it's getting more and more difficult to slip into that place without being grabbed by some girl with a previous claim. If only they'd form an orderly queue.
Sat at the far side of the main bar and when I glanced over my shoulder, who should be standing there but YKW. "You're **** aren't you, my friend described you..." and it snowballed from there. More important than the katoey question, I established she does not smoke and off we went. For the record a detailed, almost forensic, internal examination revealed nothing even the slightest bit suspect, beyond a good-sized and very tasty and responsive clitoris. The breasts are large, but not overly so, well executed and pleasing to the touch. Otherwise she is 29, very slim, permanent smile and maintains eye-contact in a slightly off-putting way. Quite business-like; starfish rating not too high; her spoken English is pretty good. Nice big - but not too big - bum, she says she wants a bigger one, but I'm not clear on whether she will aceive this by surgery or fried rice.
Overall a thumbs (amongst other things) up!
The only really disturbing feature are the words "IJ WUZ ERE" scratched in capitals on her a*se.
Now, to whom do I send the bill?