Well it could have had a little to do with the drink aswell
But all jokes aside, The pavements are shit, And when I say cracks, Its more like holes, And the way the shores are all either higher or lower than the pavements, I tend to trip over the fu*kers half the time, Possibly due to me looking out for all the talent along the way, Instead of watching where I am walking...
So in future will just stick to the runners instead...