[senor123]

Today was a beautiful Autumn day in Sydney.
Nice day for a ride on the motor bike I thought.
After an invigorating ride through the Royal National Park I found myself at a little waterside cafe in a township called Bundeena. The cafe looked out over the waters of Port Hacking.
I was reading the paper and sipping on a cappucino when my mobile went off.

Me: Hello.

Voice at the other end: Good morning honey. How are you?

Me: I'm fine xxx. How are you.

Thai g/f: Not good. Have headache and little bit tired but I ok. ?????

Me: Maybe you work too much. (Feeble attempt at a joke).

Thai g/f (Launches straight into speil): Honey, family want me to come home for Songkran. I not want go but they say they want me go.

Me: OK, when are you going?

Thai g/f: Tomorrow but I no want go in bus. I not feel too good.

Me: OK, how do you want to go?

Thai g/f: I think it better I go in plane.

Me: Can you get a flight? Maybe all the planes are full.

Thai g/f: No ploblem, I already buy ticket on internet, use visa card.

Me: I am glad to hear that you managed to get a ticket ok.

Thai g/f: HONEY, what you think, you can send money for ticket.

Me (I couldn't draw it out any longer): OK, I'll send a bit extra for spending but don't give any to your family.

Thai g/f: No ploblem, I tell them I have many expense and I not have much money.

Me: Ok, have a good trip. I'll transfer the money in a couple of hours. At the moment I ride motor cycle.

Thai g/f (Who has spent more time in hospital from various car/motor bike crashes than every one I know): Honey, you be careful ride motor bike. I call you tomorrow.

Me: OK bye bye.

Thai g/f (sexy low voice): byyyyeee.

2 hours later I transfer the money and send an SMS. 5 minutes later the money has been taken out of the account.

Then I get an SMS. I love you xxxx.

See..... it's easy to keep them happy and in love with you.

Steve