Some nights when im in MTB, I don't drink. Not much is said after the inital pointing and laughing, but that I think is due to the 15 bottles i had drunk there the night before!
Im sure if you never drink nothing will be said. Then there is the bonus of never having to taste Nicke's "Black Death".
But as other's have said, you will be first on the canon's when a tasty bg is sighted!