G'day all, some of you will like this report, most of you will hate it. This is my first trip to Bangkok, and I would like to share most if not all of my experiences, it's going to be a very long read, so sit tight, grab yourself a beer. It is not a full on sex trip, so BM's looking for a raunchy read, probably isn't your thing
Synopsis: Basically I come from the other side of the spectrum, I am younger bloke discovering Thailand. I wont be able to relate to many people here given my age, (Sip ped
) but i'll certainally try my best.
I have previously been to Phuket with BM Leony last year in November and got my first taste of Thailand, but this time I wanted to try something new, bit faster paced, and metropolitan. This trip was unfortunately a Solo gig, but it was also a good thing, I learnt a lot about myself, and a bit more about life, strange huh?
Anyway let's get stuck into it, I'll try to give a day by day recollection, it's not 100% accurate, and I will use fictitious names. (Girls in BKK are very smart). And sorry, no pics, I lost my phone/camera near the end of my trip which is a real bummer.
I talked to a lot of girls on the net before I came here, so I developed a lot of rapports with various girls. I recommend this a lot, there is almost an element o f trust there when you come. Your not just some random punter of the street looking for a root (Which you probably are anyway, don't deny it!) So when girls come and go here, mainly from the net.
Day 1:
Arrive BKK Airport Terminal 1 9:30PM, I have a girl I’ll call Nong who is waiting for me at the airport, she picks me up flowers around my neck, "Welcome to Thailand, she says" I have been talking this bird for about 3 months on the net, and I must say my expectations looks wise were let down, she is 20, student, slim, too slim, head unproportionate to her body, but lovely personality, really jai dee mak mak. On the way to the hotel, I was very shocked by the traffic; the enormity of Bangkok was overwhelming. After settling in my room, having showered up, (Without Nong), we went out for dinner in Soi 22, forget the name, nonetheless, beats most food here in Australia.
After chatting with Nong over dinner, I could just tell that nothing was going to happen. She was too nice, and I didn't feel anything for her. Soi 22/4 had some good bars close to my hotel, low season here, so not much was going on. Me and Nong went in for a drink, Chang for me, and her Pepsi Max (damn no alcohol drinkers) just sat there soaking in the whole atmosphere, chatting with the girls at the bar, they were a bit hesitant because I was with a girl, I return to this soi many times in my trip. After a few drinks, I am bit jet lagged, so head back to the room, full knowing well nothing was going to happen. Anyway, soon enough we fall asleep, I was disappointed, and she could sense that, she tried to hard to make it work, but it just wasn't there. Anyway, Day One, Gone.
Day 2:
Day two, is a bit more interesting, with a lot more happening, and my butterfly skills in full flex.
Wake up 10:00, catch breakfast, go back up to room to see Nong still sleeping there, I wake her up and we go to MBK shopping centre to see a movie, and do some shopping. Anyway, I try to give her a kiss in the movies, but she resisted and kept saying that we were just friends. This sucks… I am going to blow her away very soon I think. Anyway, whilst at MBK we go on the net, checking e-mails until she went to the loo, and I couldn’t help myself to have peek at her e-mail. Lol, is girl is a bigger butterfly than me, she has got some guy from the UK tuning her up, telling her he will give her the world blah blah blah, She is 20, this bloke is 50, typical. (Puts on flame suit), anyway I really didn’t want to spend more time with this girl, so we head back to the room and I send her off, this time it’s 7:00pm, go have bite at my hotel, and head to meet this other girl at her work, I didn’t tell her I was coming, and she was very surprised to say the least, I spend a lot of time with this girl on my trip, her name is Ting. She is 25, 7 years my senior, very young personality, 175cm tall, I am 188cm, I question her gender, she gets pissed off, lol. Medium size breasts, darkish skin from Issan, long legs, good face, could use a better toothbrush, 7/10 anyway, we chat and make plans to go out with her friends after 1PM to Silom, anyway it’s only 8pm, and I have some time to burn until 1AM, so I head to go to the infamous Soi Cowboy, I wasn’t at all pleased by the place, it’s a change from Phuket, no one really come us running, girls aren’t motivated at all, I was shocked, disappointed all at the same time. Anyway, I walk to a few go-go’s. I have seen tree’s sway more in light breeze than some of these girls “dancing” on the poles. After drinking in various go-go’s, bars, I see this 7/10, small girl, 28, named Noi, she calls me in, have a few drinks, she was the best I seen in cowboy, so I bar fine her B500, we agree on 500 short time, she was dancing at the club, could have been on the gear. Take her back to my room, she takes it off, nice rack, good body, popped out a few kids, but hey you get that. She refuses to shower up, acting all tired, so I drag her into the tub, and give her a scrub, It was bit of a turn off, so I had pop a Vit-V to get downstairs working. Anyway, she starts with foreplay, then stops and says she wants to go to sleep, so I had to finish my business while she had one eye open lol. I was utterly disappointed with her, she could see it too, Spent 30mins with her if that, gave her 200Baht, she did complain and she was on her way.
Anyway 1AM comes and meet Ting in front of her hotel with her friend (Lisa), both looking very good, we head to some club in Silom, forget the name now, We sit down have a bit to drink, and I eye the friend she is with, Lisa. She isn’t as good as Ting, but there was something about her, anyway I grab Lisa’s hand and we go for some dancing. Ting wasn’t at all impressed by my actions, and she has a bit of sad, nonetheless, me and Lisa are really getting it on, I don’t know this girl from a bar of soap, and she grinding in all the right places, anyway, we see that Ting is rather upset, so I go to comfort her, and she brushes me off, and starts drinking more, I was stupid enough to stay with her for the rest of the night lol… She gets really angry with her friend (Lisa) and drunk at the same time too. Anyway it’s 2:15 and the music stops. Time to go home. Ting is a wreck, being the gentleman I am (Not!), take care of her while she sobers up. Same time Lisa goes home by her self, angry with her friend. Anyway we sit there while she Ting gets better, one moment she hates me, the other hugging and so on. Anyway she made the first move, and gave me a kiss, it’s on!, it’s getting late now. 3:30, and she still wants to go out, we get a taxi back to her home, when she gets a call from her friend who lives close to her telling her she has some Sam Song (Thai Wiskey), and anyone is welcome. So we get there I am expecting a few guys and girls, getting drunk…. Nope, just 5 girls and myself! Lol, we are drinking until 7am, and I decide to call it a night or day aha. Ting by this stage has developed some feelings for me, and she said wanted to back to my room. So I take her back, it’s 9AM now when we get back to the room, both shower up, bit of kiss and rub, that’s it for tonight.
Day 2 gone…. 13 days more
Bit tired now, do some more day’s tomorrow.