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Old 09-05-2006, 08:54
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Originally Posted by Denver

Always pack clean underwear, you never know when you will be hit by a bus!

If you've ever seen a bug hit a windscreen you know that yer undies aint gonna be in their most sartorially elegant state when you are hit by that bus anyway..............better to put on a pair with the skid marks already on 'em each day............it's much more fun!!!!!!............55555

You will also get a lot more respect from the girls when you tell them ........."sorry I wasn't going out looking for a pick up tonight...........It's just that you are so beautiful......when I saw you I just had to have you"!!!!!!!!!

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