[Dodger]

Striped up good and proper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 25th, Nicke couldn't make it this week he was counting money all day with his accountant, wasn't in the bar last night either, so much to count - not enough time.

Roberto el bandito from cordoba turns up today, as he is polishing his brand new Taylor Made Irons he annouces in a muffled spanish accent, "yep play off 24 gringo!!", we thought okay give him a shot per hole. Well we got a few points each on the first and second, Duncs and I were both having an off day but still against a 24 handicapper, should be okay, few pars and bogies from el cordoba (net birdies net pars) he tells us just having a few lucky holes and his game will just as quickly go, right well its been 24 hours since and I still havn't seen any change but have noticed that I have developed a severe twitch in my left eye.

Robert took us to pieces, we played the american scoring system of 4-2-0, lowest score reverting to 0 after each hole, Robert ended up with 21, Duncs 11 and me 0, I shot 49 which funnily enough is playing to a 24 handicap if we had played 18 (damn that twitch has started again), found a bit of water and managed to retrieve at least 12 of Denver's golf balls that the divers had missed. Didn't have any plaques to put up on the first as Roberto drove onto the second green and that cheering in my head of Ondalay! Ondalay! after he putted every birdie is still giving me nightmares!!!!

Simon you will not need to play 3 times a week to hone your game, just get down here now while we are still suffering!!!!