[Mav]

Given the spate of horse rustlings that have occurred in the Soi Eric area of late........l think it's a good idea that we appoint a Soi Eric Sheriff to deal with these Horse Rustlers (as per the attached caption)

Not sure why the rustlers have been attracted in particular to Soi Eric....maybe it's the swinging doors on the toilets....very wild west.

I have three names l would like to put forward:

Dawsey: Lean mean and probably has watched a few Westerns in his time.

Denver: Can use his camera cable as a lasoo...then as a noose

Fawlty: Coz he probably thinks he would look nice in the uniform


Unsuitable BM's:

Geir: He would probably use this position to become a gay icon;

Alfie: Wanted in 8 different states for horse rustling already;

Dodger: Currently in charge at Dodge City





..........any other recommendations for Sheriff ?