Hi all,
Personally I find real Thai massage a bit too rough. It doesnt relax me, but what I do like is the oil massage. Normal price, about 200-300 baht for 1.5 hours .
Me and my friend Tomas decided to go for a massage. When the 2 of us are together we are crazy, and we just laugh and make jokes all the time. Anyway, it was Tomas's first time for a massage. We found a place with a couple of nice girls and we went upstairs.
We were seperated just by a curtain, so we were still laughing and joking when the massage started. After a little while, my girl asked me very quietly if i wanted a wank. I asked how much, and she put her finger too her mouth, as if to say 'Shhhhh. Be quiet. Nobody is to know'.
So for the next 5 minutes we were arguing silently about the price of a wank. We settled for 250 baht. A fair price if you have ever had an oil massage wank.
I heard a couple of other guys coming in for massage, so there was about 6 of us having massage, but it was perfectly quiet.
The girl started to slowly wank me off. The oil was lovely and smooth, and the smell of eucalyptus wafted through the air. She firmly gripped my shaft and started to work a bit harder. Again, the whole place was in silence, Only her and I knew what was happening.
As she whipped my **** into a frenzy, I could feel my love juice ready to spurt out. All was deadly silent, but as she made me orgasm, I couldnt help but to shout out at the top of my voice "BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!"
The girl was furious, and she started to hit me. EVERYBODY in the place knew instantly what had happened and the whole place just started laughing. I was laughing for about 5 minutes.
Oil massage, I love it
Dirty Mike