Hi all,
When I arrived in Patong on December 21st, I met up with some Swedish friends. 4 of us decided to go to Christins that night.
If you have never been before, here is what happens.
You go in and there is big glass screen, behind which, thai ladies of all various shapes and sizes sit behind, like monkeys in a zoo. They all have a number. You pick the number, pay 2,000 baht and she comes from behind the screen, takes you upstairs into a large room with bath and shower area, and then the fun begins.
She fills the bath, and then starts to stirp you off. There is also an inflatable matress in the room, which she puts on the bathroom floor. She makes you lie naked on the matress, and then with a bowl of hot soapy water, foams you and the matress up. Then she (she is also naked), starts to slide up and down you on the foam, washing your **** and various other bits and bobs. Here is where it got funny. I weigh about 110kg. She weighed about 45kg. When she managed to climb onto my big belly, she just slipped off the other side and rolled around the floor. This happend about 5 times. The pair of us just couldnt stop laughing. Once the bath is full, you get a nice wash down, then out the bath, dried, massaged and shagged. A nice, if not very bizarre way to spend 1.5 hours . I really think if you are coming to Patong you must experience this. I wouldnt do it regularly, but it is a good bit of fun.
I have a photo of the girl, bit it is not naked
Dirty Mike