Ok here is another one.....
It was my mates stag do.... and i brought 2 new suits... One for his stag do one for the wedding.... We went out drinking... and got very drunk.... and i jumped into a shopping trolley in Asda carpark and was trying to "surf" in the trolley... Then it wouldnt stop hit some bushes and i flew out of the trolley into some bushes and ruined it... ripped it the suits to shreds... and my face aswell....
