Once I knew The Butterfly,
He liked to shag, I dont know why,
He'd flitter here and flutter there,
Then shoot his love juice everywhere,
Off to Thailand, a long long flight,
To hump the bargirls in the night,
Bangla Road, main street, Patong,
He would find his Suzy Wong,
His birthday now, a grown up man,
Chinese and beer, he is a fan,
A dirty movie and a wank,
Will end the day, Khap khun mahk.
Not as deep and meaningful as Stings, but at least it rhymed
Happy birthday,
DM